#mylifedoe

3rd Jan 2019 | 104,457 notes

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Dolly is a national treasure, TBH.

(Source: stuffmomnevertoldyou, via bob-belcher)

31st Dec 2018 | 149,125 notes

moonwaningcrescent:

If you ask yourself “Would Gomez Addams treat me this way?” And the answer is no, move tf on from that situation.

(via laughingqueen)

31st Dec 2018 | 359,813 notes

tiny-septic-box-sam:

meco-official:
meco-official:
great-tweets:
[source]
FREE HIM
HE CAME BACK
Everything about this is so fucking funny. The song. The chubby dances. The way he just gets fucking KIDNAPPED. The presentation of the guy in the white shirt in the picture when he returns. This is my favorite post.

(Source: twitter.com, via perks-of-being-chinese)

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful?
me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

25th Nov 2018 | 420,543 notes

thesaltofcarthage:

knitmeapony:
gahdamnpunk:
ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾
This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous.